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- I write and perform for Studio C,
- I think you're cool,
- I wanted to do a sketch with you,
- I wrote a sketch for you,
- Production issues kept it from happening, and finally,
- I didn't want this piece of my soul to rot in the dark recesses of my laptop.
SO THIS IS MY GIFT TO YOU! (And everyone else who might be reading this.)
I present the (hopefully) funny script for Ken Jennings on Wheel of Fortune.
Open with some sort of graphic that reads, 'Highlights of Ken Jennings on Wheel of Fortune' or something akin to it.
Cut to Pat (JASON) introducing Ken. Pat looks more and more frazzled as the night progresses.
PAT
You all might recognize our third contestant, Ken Jennings. He won 74 consecutive games of Jeopardy! And wound up taking home more than 3 million dollars. You must be really good at game shows.
KEN
Well, we're excited to have you. Let's get started.
Cut to $2,000 toss up segment and graphic.
PAT (CONT'D)
Letters start to appear until we see. 'KODI_K _ _AR'.
Ken buzzes.
KEN
Um, not quite.
Adam buzzes.
ADAM
There it is.
KEN
You know, if those letters were different, I would have been right.
Beat as Pat is dumbfounded.
PAT
L.
Vanna (NATALIE) taps the letter, finishing the puzzle. It reads 'Achilles Heel'
KEN (CONT'D)
No.
Cut to a half shot of a mostly solved puzzle and the contestants.
KEN
Sorry, no Qs.
Cut to Ken's turn.
KEN
You are picking the worst letters.
Cut to Ken's turn.
KEN
You already said that one.
Cut to another puzzle.
Studio C Worst Wheel Of Fortune
PAT (CONT'D)
I'd like to buy a vowel. 'T'.
PAT
Aaaa.. seven.
PAT
Yes. No.. Nine.
PAT
Studio C Wheel Of Fortune
Omega.
PAT
I'd like to solve the puzzle.
PAT
I think I got it.
PAT
'Chicken Tenders'
Beat.
PAT
All letters appear but two, like so: 'THE AMAZI_G SPIDERMA_'
KEN
For the first time, I believe you are capable of doing so.
KEN
Good glory.
KEN
This isn't Jeopardy.
Cut to Ken.
Cut to Pat.
Studio C Wheel Of Fortune
Cut to Ken.
KEN
Well, here's your envelope. I can't believe you could be a million dollar winner.
Ken holds up the MILLION DOLLAR WEDGE.
PAT (CONT'D)
I can't even believe you're tonight's finalist. This is either a miracle or witchcraft.
KEN
Ken spins the wheel. Once it stops, Pat takes the envelope.
PAT
Ok. The category is: Phrase. RSTLNE will give you some letters.
Vanna taps the letters. '_/_ _ _ _/N_/_ _ E _'.
PAT (CONT'D)
So, from you, we need three more consonants and one more vowel.
KEN
Wheel Of Names
Beat. Pat slowly turns his head towards Ken. Pat sighs.
PAT
Okay. Vanna did we miss any? No? Didn't think so. You have ten seconds to guess and then I don't have to talk to you anymore.
Timer starts.
KEN
Unbelievable! You won by accident?! Who chose that as the final puzzle? Huh? You're fired.
He opens the envelope and reveals that it's the million dollars.
PAT (CONT'D)
Oh holy Zeus! The million dollars?! You made more tonight than I have in the past ten years!
KEN
No!
Pat storms off.
There it is.
KEN
You know, if those letters were different, I would have been right.
Beat as Pat is dumbfounded.
PAT
L.
Vanna (NATALIE) taps the letter, finishing the puzzle. It reads 'Achilles Heel'
KEN (CONT'D)
No.
Cut to a half shot of a mostly solved puzzle and the contestants.
KEN
Sorry, no Qs.
Cut to Ken's turn.
KEN
You are picking the worst letters.
Cut to Ken's turn.
KEN
You already said that one.
Cut to another puzzle.
Studio C Worst Wheel Of Fortune
PAT (CONT'D)
I'd like to buy a vowel. 'T'.
PAT
Aaaa.. seven.
PAT
Yes. No.. Nine.
PAT
Studio C Wheel Of Fortune
Omega.
PAT
I'd like to solve the puzzle.
PAT
I think I got it.
PAT
'Chicken Tenders'
Beat.
PAT
All letters appear but two, like so: 'THE AMAZI_G SPIDERMA_'
KEN
For the first time, I believe you are capable of doing so.
KEN
Good glory.
KEN
This isn't Jeopardy.
Cut to Ken.
Cut to Pat.
Studio C Wheel Of Fortune
Cut to Ken.
KEN
Well, here's your envelope. I can't believe you could be a million dollar winner.
Ken holds up the MILLION DOLLAR WEDGE.
PAT (CONT'D)
I can't even believe you're tonight's finalist. This is either a miracle or witchcraft.
KEN
Ken spins the wheel. Once it stops, Pat takes the envelope.
PAT
Ok. The category is: Phrase. RSTLNE will give you some letters.
Vanna taps the letters. '_/_ _ _ _/N_/_ _ E _'.
PAT (CONT'D)
So, from you, we need three more consonants and one more vowel.
KEN
Wheel Of Names
Beat. Pat slowly turns his head towards Ken. Pat sighs.
PAT
Okay. Vanna did we miss any? No? Didn't think so. You have ten seconds to guess and then I don't have to talk to you anymore.
Timer starts.
KEN
Unbelievable! You won by accident?! Who chose that as the final puzzle? Huh? You're fired.
He opens the envelope and reveals that it's the million dollars.
PAT (CONT'D)
Oh holy Zeus! The million dollars?! You made more tonight than I have in the past ten years!
KEN
No!
Pat storms off.
Cut to Ken standing with Vanna and Pat during the credits.
VANNA
Thanks, Vanna.
PAT
Bye everyone! Thanks for watching The Price is Right. Have a good night.
End.
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Anyway, I hope your supergenius, trivia-enriched eyes both saw and enjoyed this, Ken.
If not, I hope someone named Ken enjoyed it.
